reanimateobjects:

A couple of days ago I was really happy to find a great green bush-cricket. Yesterday, at the same spot, I found this one hit by a car, still twitching. I arranged a little funeral for it, like I used to do when I was a child (more recently inspired by pet-burial). There were eggs spilling out, and I put them in a jar with some soil and leaves, in case they might hatch. If anyone has suggestions on how to keep them, let me know.

:~((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((( poor baby

im very happy it was taken care of…….;;;;;;; aaaaaa….this makes me so sad..

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whatthefauna:

Bobtail squid are tiny nocturnal cephalopods that only reach about 2 inches long. In the daytime, they use their tentacles to bury themselves under the sand and remain undisturbed.
Here is an awesome video of one burying itself.
Image credit: Alexius Sutandio

whatthefauna:

Bobtail squid are tiny nocturnal cephalopods that only reach about 2 inches long. In the daytime, they use their tentacles to bury themselves under the sand and remain undisturbed.

Here is an awesome video of one burying itself.

Image credit: Alexius Sutandio

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bloodlube:

You got be the most friendless, non fun loving, Scrooge ass ho to hate Halloween

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mechacockzilla:

mechacockzilla:

"It will stand up on its own"

I think anyone who has not gone all the way back to the very last page of my blog is missing out.


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mechacockzilla:

mechacockzilla:

"It will stand up on its own"

I think anyone who has not gone all the way back to the very last page of my blog is missing out.

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omfg…….
omfg.. omfg.. omfg omfg omfg..
OMMMFg

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Anonymous said: Do we have to pay ahead of time? Could I pay day of sending because what if she eats her babies and I already paid my last scorpion ate all her babies :(

yeah that works for me haha. because that is a possibility.

just please email me if you want one so i’ll know how many i have to give or sell.
jackanthonyfernandez:

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jackanthonyfernandez:

miusiq:

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porndirector:

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history1970s:

Depending on how many babies my emperor scorpion has, I may have some to give away to people on here. 
Note: Please be experienced in taking care of scorpions/arachnids in general; at the very least, please read up and understand the kind of maintenance they require. You can’t just put them in any old environment and expect them to be comfortable. Likewise, I wouldn’t want anyone asking for them “just because they’re cool”/for the novelty factor.

With that out of the way,

My female emperor scorpion is having babies right now as I type this. I currently don’t know how many she’ll have but a safe guess is 12-20. 

If you want one, I could mail you one. If you live in the Chicago area, you could drive by and pick one up. $20 for a baby but I’m willing to go lower if you live closer/or are a friend.

Reblog this if you know anyone that may want one…? I guess..? If you want one yourself send me an ask, but my asks are kinda fucked up rn so I may not get it, more reliable if you email me at ribbonroach@gmail.com

info on emperor scorpions just incase:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emperor_scorpion

http://exoticpets.about.com/cs/scorpions/a/emperorscorpion.htm

http://www.wikihow.com/Care-for-Emperor-Scorpions 

http://reptileapartment.com/2010/04/16/captive-care-of-the-emperor-scorpion-pandinus-imperator/

**(also, i recommend heating pads that attach to the sides or bottom of the tank instead of a heat lamp if you live in a dry area, as the heat lamp could dry your scorpion out intensely) (also, try not to use tweezers upon picking your scorpion up, and make sure if you use tongs that they’re padded at the ends)

 going to reblog this because as of right now i assume she has at least 10 or more. so i definitely need to find people who want any.

helena:

pinksarcophagus:

sketchshark:

daisychurch:

futureisfailed:

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Cat mermaids!

YESSSSSS. That last panel is amazing.

にゃんぎょ=”Nyangyo” literally meaning  “Nyan fish”.

nyangyo is a pun on ningyo, which means mermaid. more like purrmaid than nyan fish

helena:

pinksarcophagus:

sketchshark:

daisychurch:

futureisfailed:

1394776557945.jpg

Cat mermaids!

YESSSSSS. That last panel is amazing.

にゃんぎょ=”Nyangyo” literally meaning  “Nyan fish”.

nyangyo is a pun on ningyo, which means mermaid. more like purrmaid than nyan fish

salted-caramel-latte said: How do u feel about mosquitos? They are my least favorite bug

mosquitoes can be irritating but i don’t hate them or anything. in a weird sick way i kinda enjoy having mosquito bites.. i feel somewhat accomplished when i have them. i think their buzzing is the only part that gets on my nerves tbh

Anonymous said: even cockroaches?

ESPECIALLY cockroaches!!!!!!!!! those are my sweet lil babies. i dont believe in spirit animals but if i had one it’d be a roach. definitely going to get a tattoo of one at some point. they mean a lot 2 me, and also i find them incredibly endearing. i had a death’s head a while-ish ago. i plan on getting some hissing roaches sometime in the near future..

before i go 2 bed i just wanna announce how much i love bugs

like i know u already knew this but i LOVE bugs….i love bugs…..they make me feel emotions i sometimes cant with most people……….which is maybe messed up but idc… bugs make me feel feelings that are generally difficult for me to really experience otherwise… and they inspire me.. and they’re comforting to me.. and they’re constantly and always so amazing and beautiful to me… 

bugs are so cool n neat n great…im so glad i share this planet w them